What I’d like for Christmas

December 21st, 2009  |  Published in humour  |  2 Comments

Market Size:  €6 Trillion (revahealth.ie)

Market Share:  85% (daft.ie)

Customer Retention: 97% (backmeup.ie)

Sales Channel: Public Speaking (getexceptional.com)

Lead Conversion Rate: 100%

Tax Liability: 10% (U2)

Administration: none

Company Car:  Spaceship2

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  1. Caelen says:

    January 12th, 2010 at 1:53 pm (#)

    Why settle for a tax liability of 10%. Sure if Bertie can get 0% for being an artist then you should be able to make some sort of artistic claim over your code :) http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2010/0112/1224262119416.html

  2. thegoose says:

    January 12th, 2010 at 3:15 pm (#)

    I’ll call you as a witness when I get around to defending that one in court. Hmm, then again, I guess they’d have to catch me first.

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